Super great new Marketing Intern Jess has been brushing up on her D&D knowledge to help even the RPG novice feel prepared for the greatness that will be Tripod Versus the Dragon!
I have a confession to make. It’s been a long time coming, but I knew I would have to cop to it eventually.
I have been faking my geek.
I know, I know. It’s hard to believe. I can recite all the Batman movies by heart. I could tell Aayla Secura from Zuckuss if I found myself in a galaxy far, far away. In college, I took a class called The Physics of Marine Mammals because it sounded awesome (and it totally was). But when it comes down to where it counts, I was faking it. And where it counts is D&D.
Dungeons and Dragons, the role-playing game that started role-playing games, was a language I did not speak until 2 weeks ago. I laughed at jokes I did not understand about orcs and mages and dice with more sides than anyone could possibly need. I nodded and smiled when told I’d make a great DM. However, when I learned I had been out-geeked by Vin Diesel, I knew it had to stop.
This weekend, MASS MoCA will debut an opera titled Tripod Versus the Dragon, and I am going to laugh at every joke. For the first time, it will be the laugh of “Yes, I got that, because I am geeky and fabulous.” If you are nervous about not speaking Ye Olde D&D, I encourage you to share in my cheat-sheet.
D&D Data&Dialect
(all instructions based on the 4th edition of the game, unless otherwise noted)


D&D, DnD – Dungeons and Dragons; very popular, complicated, mythical game involving a usually set but possibly rotating group of individuals who act out scenarios as characters they create
RPG – Role-Playing Game; players act and speak as characters they create during game play
DM – Dungeon Master; guide, storyteller, referee

PC – Player Characters; everyone who is not a DM
NPC – Non-Player Characters, such as monsters, etc.; played by the DM
Monsters – animals, mythical creatures, general antagonists
Dragon – most dangerous creature, fantastic singing voice
Girl – strange mythological creature; most sightings unconfirmed
Books – Player’s Handbook, Monster Manual, and Dungeon Master’s Guide are the 3 core ones; others may be used but are not required

Designing Characters
Ability Scores – traits that dictate a character’s skills such as Strength, Constitution, Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma; determined by dice roll

Race – species; Dragonborn, Dwarf, Eladrin, Elf/High Elf, Gnome/Rock Gnome, Half-Elf, Half-Orc, Halfling, Human, Tiefling

Character Class – call of duty, roll
Cleric, Clr – healer
Fighter, Ftr – defending warrior
Paladin, Pal – holy knight, divine spellcaster
Ranger, Rgr – skilled woodsman, agile striker
Rogue, Rog – sneaky, nimble trickster
Warlock, Wlk – dark leader, invokes magic through darkened soul
Warlord, Wld – master tactician, commander
Wizard, Wiz – arcane magic user
Alignment – ethical and moral perspective; typically illustrated in 3×3 grid but 4th edition offers a streamlined view with only Lawful Good, Good, Unaligned, Evil, and Chaotic Evil
Lawful Good – crusader; Dick Tracy, Seeley Booth
Neutral Good – benefactor; Aslan, Albus Dumbledore
Chaotic Good – rebel with a conscience; Robin Hood, Captain Mal
Lawful Neutral – judge; James Bond, Inspector Javert
Neutral – balancer; Rick Blaine, Han Solo
Chaotic Neutral – anarchist, free spirit; Tyler Durden, The Plague
Lawful Evil – tyrant; Megatron, Voldemort
Neutral Evil – selfish malefactor; Bob Ewell, Fenrir Greyback
Chaotic Evil – destroyer; Sweeney Todd, Reavers

Game Play – requires 7 2 Liter bottles of carbonated beverage, several bags of snacks; players discuss plans with DM in character
Campaign – series of related adventures
Dice – 5 dice of different sides (a typical 6-sided die is written as a d6) used to determine penalties, processes, etc.; d4, d6, d8, d20, 2 d10 (used together as a d100)

Figures, Grid – assumed but not required; can be bought or made

Dressing Up – also not required, but potentially awesome
Experience Points, XP – increase with level, awarded to characters for doing tricky things
Hit Points, HP – measure of life; lost by characters when attacked successfully
Attack Bonus – quantitative measure of fighting prowess
Saving Throw – a high number rolled will reduce or avoid damage from an attack
Happy spell casting, and enjoy the show!
Marketing Intern Jess has nightmares about Grell.